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You have now watched your whole family die or be carted away to fates worse than death. But you’re still alive. It isn’t a nice life, but surely it’s better than being killed by zombies?
One week after your son is buried, you receive the dreaded letter. The Australian Prime Minister has contacted the Head Zombie who has assured them that their country is no longer violent and your life will be in no danger should you be returned. In fact, they are really keen to gain you back as a citizen. (Go to 15)