5.
Sometime between when you are lining up at the administrative office and while you are waiting the 120 years it will take you to get to the front of the ‘queue’, the zombies rape your wife and youngest son then murder and dismember them. They take your daughter as their wife, and turn your eldest son into one of them. Then they set your home on fire, before setting you on fire. But they keep putting it out just as it is about to completely consume you. You are begging to die for a solid week before you actually do. But a hearty ‘good on you!’ for going through the proper channels and not trying to queue jump your way to safety.